November 3, 2009

~Vat the Heck, Ole?~

Good Morning!~It's a lovely day here in Iowa~the farmer's continue to rush to get the corn in as the weather has delayed harvest this year. God Bless them, as they are working day and night. My husbands' family originally settled in Minnesota, and have farmed there for generations. They are good and honest salt of the earth folks who rely on God and common sense for their daily bread. My hubby and I just love getting together with them. I received this cute joke the other day.....just had to share it with you!
Ole's car was hit by a truck in an accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole.
"Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm Fine,?' asked the lawyer.
Ole responded, "Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had yust loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into da...."
"I didn't ask you any details" the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine?"
Ole said, :Vell, I had yust got Bessie into da trailer and I vas driving down the road...."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie."
Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Vell, as I vas saying, I had yust loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da trailer and vas driving her down da higvay ven dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my truck right in da side. I vas trown into one ditch and Bessie vas trown into da other. I vas hurting real bad and didn't vant to move. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape yust by her groans. Shortly after da accident da Higheay Patrolman, he came to da scene...He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he vent over to her...
"After he looked at her and saw her fatal condition he took out his gun and shot her right 'tween da eyes.
Den da Patrolman, he came across da road, gun still smoking, looked at me and said, "How are you feeling?"
"Now vat DA heck vould YOU say?"
The muscial selection for this post is "Fields of Gold" sung by Eva Cassidy


  1. A very good joke Sharon, you´re having me laughing out loud here!!! had to read it twice to understand the writing.
    Thanks a lot for the good time!!!
    María Cecilia

  2. thx loved that joke!!!!!!

  3. that was a cute joke Sharon!!

    I think farmers have a very tough job and I think they don't get the appreciation they often should for how hard they work! they rarely have a day off without them having to do something or another for the crops


  4. I yust love da joke Sharon!!! I can't vait to tell my husband who is a patrolman too. He vill love dis, but ven he retells jokes he murders dem to pieces.
    I love the way they talk, don't you? And please everybody...I'm not making fun of it, I love it!

  5. gorgeous! I would love to visit. I wish we actually had seasons here in southern California, but it's just hot, or hotter. LOL. Thank you so much Sharon for the sweet comments. I hope you love visiting the blog! Have a fantastic Tuesday. See you tomorrow! Kori xoxo

  6. Too funny, Sharon, and I love it! You asked if I still play the piano and yes I do. I am grateful to my mom for insisting I go to my piano lessons every Tuesday! Mom's know best! Thanks for your sweet comments, dear. It's so nice to hear from you! Hugs, Coralie

  7. I'm vit Jun! Me hubs dus dat to ma yokes as vell. Removes da ole meaning frum dem. Vat I luvs his eff-orts. For at lest him wants a laugh. Iz al guud!

    hugs. Tammy

  8. Funny one, Sharon. Yep, I'm fine too :)

  9. Ho Ho! Lovely quilts too. Just stopping by to say Hi x